Sunday, September 20, 2009

ive been in college
for a month
it seems pretty cool
i like my floor
ive made some friends
classes are alright
food is ok

nice.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

haiku: stalk me and i will give you hugs

i want you to know
that i have five pairs of blue
polka dot boxers

Monday, August 10, 2009

offshoot

my poem 'you smell nice' was published in the first issue of Offshoot Magazine.

editor forgot me in the table of contents though. :/ i'm on page 32.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

a poem

someone.
throw a deus ex machina into my life.
or be my deus ex machina.
i would too fucking happy and grateful.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

toronto jam

some vid i'm in.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

summer


I already know that this will be one of my favorite movies ever.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

this is not my future, it is his

i want to take a 'lethal dose' of 'polonium 210'
and be immune to it.
i would have dodged a 'slow and inevitable death'.
that would be 'pretty cool'.
scientists would want to do tests of me.
but i would not give in.
the scientists would say 'if you let us do tests on you,
you would help advance society and everyone
would be immune to poisonous things. plus,
we will give you lots of money.'
i would say 'no, i dont want your money.
the only way i would let you do tests on me
is if you figure out a way to make my nails stop growing
because i don't like cutting them. it is such a hassle.
i also dont like it when people cut my nails for me
because i have the fear that they will mess up
and cut too deep and cause me great pain.'

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

runes



anyways, we got Runes, my school's lit mag printed. it has 50 pages.

if you want to buy one, paypal me $6 or more. i will mail it asap.